GET THE PERSONALIZED  ATTENTION AND RESULTS YOU DESERVE.


RIGHT. NOW.

NO MORE SPENDING YOUR PRECIOUS TIME GOOGLING SYMPTOMS AND WASTING MONEY ON PROGRAMS, DIETS, AND SUPPLEMENTS THAT DON’T WORK. 

I am here to ensure you see and feel results. 

If you are fed up because nothing seems to work, I get it. I’ve been there myself and I know what’s possible instead.

I’m here to tell you that YOU have the ability to: 

  • Gain back your sanity and fall in love with your body
  • Stop wasting thousands of dollars on cookie-cutter programs
  • Feel like your old self once again (You know – the one who felt stable and excited about life)
  • Shed the weight that seems like it is fighting to stay with you F-O-R-E-V-E-R
  • Be heard by a professional who CARES about your results and how you feel
  • Get your gut health under control and have poops that feel like MAGIC
  • Release patterns and habits that keep you on the hamster wheel of diets and cravings
  • Look in the mirror and feel like one HOT MAMA

The Color Me Kale Signature Alive and Energized Program provide proven results (and a lot of compassion and laughter).


HERE’S WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY…

I was referred to Crystal for help after battling some serious stomach bloating for way, way too long. I looked like I was 6 months pregnant! We Skyped, and she asked me a lot of questions in a choose-your-own-adventure style. Within about 2 weeks I had an almost flat stomach with INCHES gone in just the past 3-4 days and dropping more. She knew exactly what to ask to narrow down my symptoms and didn’t stop at weight gain or just a gluten allergy. I’ll be going back to Crystal for more ongoing help as we try to get my reactions under control — she knows her stuff for sure!

Kelly Clay

I’m so excited! I’m seeing changes in my body after only a week. I took my measurements tonight and I’m down 8.5 inches!! I’m completely shocked and happy the inflammation is going down and I’m on the right path to a healthier me.

Tanna Block

I have been in constant pain my whole life never knowing why. I’m in 5 months now and am soooooo grateful I did it. It took months for my body to adjust but now it’s like I’m a new woman! My skin is like velvet. My joints move better. I have completely healed my adrenals through using food as medicine. Thanks to Crystal I can hike again and even do hot yoga!

Jessica Fields


READY TO BECOME YOUR OWN SUCCESS STORY?



HERE’S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

You must be ready to go ALL IN for your goals – this program requires an emotional, mental, and financial investment.

I only work with those who are ready to see their health SKYROCKET in the next 6 months.

If you are not ready to implement changes at this time, this program isn’t for you. 

The Color Me Kale team wants to ensure that you are a perfect fit so we don’t waste your time or ours.

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

If you are READY to commit to your health transformation, click the BOOK MY CALL! button below. ↓↓↓

You’ll be taken to an online calendar to schedule your complimentary consultation. Pick a time that you are 100% dedicated to being present for.

After you choose a time, you’ll be asked several questions about your health history and goals. Then, simply submit and wait to hear back from me, Crystal Gordon.

If it sounds like working together may be a good fit, I’ll send you call in details for your appointment. During your call, we will discuss your health concerns, goals, current roadblocks, and explore the possibility of working together.

If it looks like we may NOT be a good match, we will direct you to another resource we think may be the best fit for you.

Let’s boogie!

Working with Crystal is unlike traditional diets or therapy that hand you a hammer and nails and say “now you have tools- get to work!” With Crystal, you still get the hammer and nails, but you also get the lumber and the landscaping and even a helping hand! Before you know it, you’re reconstructing your entire idea of who you are and who you want to be and laying the foundation for a structure that won’t fall down when the diet ends in four weeks. Because it’s not a diet. And it’s not just therapy. You’re building something that’s strong enough to last you a lifetime.

Heather Clayton

Educational, flexible, habit changing, supportive and inspiring! I look at food very differently now; I see food as nourishment for my body and not instant gratification… I lost 17 pounds and my husband lost 23 pounds! This program was a little like a couples therapy exercise for us. We were a communicative couple already but now it is more a life change that we are choosing to do together. I would definitely say this experience is life changing for us and me individually.

Katie McAndrew